Break Time! (Break#003)

The following 3 comics are by XKCD. You can click each comic to go to their site. It’s worth it. 🙂


I literally used to walk as if I were a knight chess piece — typically 2 forward, 1 to the side. Literally.


Yes, please.


Yup.

Really cute video of a golden retriever failing a recall command in an adorable way:
http://www.litemiami.com/ellen/2014/11/19/but-isnt-a-golden-retriever-supposed-to-retrieve

Fantastic link I want to study when I have more time:
http://rebloggy.com/post/lol-party-comics-science-idiot-medical/80160688614

A great news ‘article’, “Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back”:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leavi,37957/

A great moment in ‘history’ — Venus gets its first bronze plaque… haha “Venus Added To Registry Of Historically Significant Planets”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/venus-added-to-registry-of-historically-significan,37928/

An odd, grammatically-correct sentence “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo”:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

Action: Go to the Google search engine. Type in “Do a barrel roll”. Watch what happens.

Comic: Where’s a cat when you need one??? (Comic#032)

 Someone get me a cat, STAT

Someone get me a cat, STAT

I PROMISED that I would sketch *something* tonight, to help get me started once again. This is pretty poor, but the goal was met… Thanks to a real life spider scenario. My GOD spiders grow big around here!!! ::shudder::

I like daddy long-legs. I like tarantulas. But ginormous, obviously radioactively-enhanced brown things with fangs bigger than my head? NOOOO. (I did NOT look closely enough to find its markings. I did the adult thing. I begged my uncle for help.)

YouTube = Snake game!!!! (Break#002)

Who knew about this???? Am I the last person to know about this????

  • Click to load a YouTube video
  • When you see the spinning gray dots, use your computer keyboard ARROW keys (left, right, up, down).
  • A dot will lead out of the circle in your chosen direction, now becoming a straight line
  • Keep your new “snake” from going off the screen and then….
  • …Notice the random dot in the center of the YouTube video
  • Make your snake go get it! Your snake becomes longer, and you have to chase a new dot
  • Don’t let your snake hit itself or go out of bounds.

I’m not kidding! YouTube loader is the old Snake game!!!

Comic: Good Luck Using A Curly Horse’s Mane For Balance! (Comic#024)

(I’m back for a sec– couldn’t leave on such a sad picture as the last one.)

Don't Grab A Curly By The Mane

Good luck using a Curly’s mane for balance!

Explanation: Many of the extreme Curly horses shed their manes and tails annually (some even shed body hair), if they’re lucky enough to grow tail hair at all, that is. On the best day, their mane hairs pull out quite easily. Many people grab their (non-Curly) horse’s manes to get on or to stabilize while riding, especially when riding bareback. If you try to balance yourself by grabbing a Curly’s mane while riding… Good luck. :o)

OCD: Contamination: Funny story!

Water fountain

Water fountain (and a twig)

This just happened to me! I was in a public restroom with one other lady. She was taking a very long time to wash her hands which I noticed because she was washing before me and only just finished as I was finishing my own hand wash. We dried our hands at separate hand dryers (no paper towels in this restroom). Then the funny thing happened!!!

Neither of us left the restroom!!! I kept stalling and waiting for her to be the one to open the door. I smoothed my hair down, I re-centered my collar, I fluffed up my sweater neckline. She was doing the same bloody thing!!! LOL Finally enough time passed that I just couldn’t stall any longer! I went into the open stall and grabbed some toilet paper and used it to the open the bathroom handle and she exclaimed, “I do that too!!!” I laughed and said “Yeah, there are no paper towels!” And she said, “I know, that’s why I hate the bathrooms that have hand blow dryers!” At the next set of doors, I used my elbow to push the lever down and she said again, “I do that too!!!”

😀 I said, “Yay, I’m not alone!” And raised my hands up like I was celebrating a victory. Then we parted ways into the crowd of the coffee shop.

Stimming helps you get a seat on the train! (Journal#014)

Fuzzy Bee

Fuzzy Bee

I wasn’t going to post again for a day or so but I want to share with you what just happened! I’m super late leaving work and I’m very stressed about my mood slipping downwards and some stuff, so while I was waiting for my train, I was stimming just a little. Okay, I was pacing back and forth and shaking my head and sometimes flapping  my hands… Then I realized, nobody is getting in the line for my train car!!!!

AHH HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I love it. By the time the train arrived, only 4 brave souls had joined my line and I totally got a seat even though 3 of them cut in front of me!!!  BAHAHAHAHA!

Awesome.